Dear Snowbaby,

Dear Snowbaby,

I understand that your life is confusing now.

But could you kindly refrain from biting me as hard as you can when you were told no? Because it hurt. And now I have a big bite mark on my arm which looks, well, strange. How am I going to get Patrick Dempsey to love me with a big bite mark on my arm?

Think about me, Snowbaby. Just this once.

XOXO,

-Baggage

 

6 Responses to “Dear Snowbaby,”

  1. Bacchus Says:

    Maybe Patrick likes that kind of mark? Just joking.

    Baby R has taken to throwing things when he gets mad. It is a habit we are trying to stop this before he gets better aim.

    It seems like all their frustration just builds up. Since they can’t verbalize it then it has to come out some other way.

  2. FosterMommy Says:

    It’s a painful stage.
    Our friends’ daughter used to bite her mom whenever she was getting tired. *bite*, “oh, it’s naptime? okay!”

    Does Snowbaby have to be determined to have a 50% global delay? or just 50% in 1 or 2 areas? Because if it’s global, then that’s just stupid. Niblet had to be 30% in 2 or more areas. She picked adaptive skills and gross motor (she didn’t roll over until after she crawled!), i think.

  3. Heather Says:

    Ahh the joys of a biting child. Can I just skip that stage all together?

  4. Amanda Says:

    Ow. Ow. Ow. When that happens to me it will be karma. I made quite a career out of biting my brother and sister for a year there. (Poor things. I was three and they were two and one. Bad sister!)

    I hope your wound heals quickly. Or that Dempsey is kinky.

  5. Jenny Ryan Says:

    “Think about me, Snowbaby. Just this once.”

    Hee.

  6. Amy Says:

    You are amazing.

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