I don’t do anything

Callie: What did she say? She didn’t say what I thought she said, did she?

Me: She told me to shut up. And then she said that I don’t do anything around here. That the only thing I do all day is talk to Geo on IM.

Callie: Oh man. Well, now I’m convinced. She’s insane. Because you know what I was thinking? I was thinking that when I grow up, I don’t want to do ANYTHING. So I thought the best way to accomplish that was to have five kids who all have to go to visits and therapy and who spend most of the day screaming like insane people. Because really, Mama Baggage, besides working and taking care of us and cooking and cleaning and laundry and driving, what do you do?? NOTHING.  It’s actually Bug who does everything around here. You should be ashamed.

Izzy: You are joking right?

Callie: Duh.

12 Responses to “I don’t do anything”

  1. AnnMarie Says:

    Sometimes, I tell my husband your stories. (His family did foster care growing up so I knew he’d be interested as well as understand!) Yesterday, he came up with a new name for you, as I usually start off with “The former Marine who does foster care…:”Semper Mom”! He said to tell you it came from a grunt (he served in the early 90s, Germany and Saudi Arabia).

  2. Mary Says:

    Callie, I love the little things Mama Baggage shares about you!

  3. Pam Says:

    Callie sounds like a very wise and appreciative girl :) .

  4. christine Says:

    omg, love callie!

  5. maerlowe Says:

    Heh. Sounds like you’ve got a partner in crime there. I think I’d be high-fiving Callie all day long if she lived here.

  6. Angel Says:

    Callie rocks, man! Raise that kid’s allowance!

  7. missbanshee Says:

    Loving Callie SO MUCH.

  8. Jess Says:

    Callie is AWESOME. Points to Callie!

  9. FosterMommy Says:

    I LOVE Callie. That’s my kind of wit. I hope that girl gets permanance soon. :)

  10. ann adams Says:

    Funny Callie.

    Semper Mom? That’s perfect.

  11. Jo in Utah Says:

    Callie is funny! I love me a cynical mouthy kid.

  12. cluttergirl Says:

    Totally crack me up. I think I just fell in love with Callie. You can high five her from me too eh. That kid is great.

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