Do hospitals usually maintain records on how much a child weighed at birth? Is this included on any official record somewhere?

Cluttergirl asked my thoughts on Michael Jackson.

I don’t have many thoughts about it actually. Was he an important entertainer? Sure. He was important to music in many ways.  I never really was a Michael Jackson fan growing up. The only thing I was into was the “We are the World” record.

I know that celebrities are often the target of false accusations. And maybe he wasn’t a child molestor. But if he was, I hope his victims find some solace in his death.

And really, that’s all I have to say on the matter.

Dear Bubba,

I know you were trying to play an explorer game and I think you were very creative and used a great imaginative spirit!

However, Mommy would prefer if you would not stand on your windowsill. I know it is tempting because it looks like a mountain. And if you do decide to stand on your windowsill, don’t wrap your blinds cord around your neck, especially after you’ve wrapped it around a toy so that you can’t get it off.

Because Mommy can’t stop hyperventilating now, and thinks she is going to have a panic attack.

Love,
Mommy

Hey ya’all. I am nominated for the “Most inspiring blog” at the BlogLuxe awards.

You can go here to vote for me.

You might want to do the Ctrl F thing to find my blog, or I’m in the 18th row down, 4th over.

And you know I’ve inspired you! I’ve inspired you to take Celexa! Inspired you to go see a Broadway show! Inspired you to name your ovaries! Inspired you to defriend me on Facebook! Inspired you to refer to your vagina as a “ladytown!”

So vote for me. Yes we can! Woo! (P.S. You can vote once a day per email address!)

Me: You need to turn your swimsuit around. It is on backwards.

Snowbaby: I like it backwards.

Me: You can’t wear it like that. Your boobs are showing.

Snowbaby: I don’t have no boobs. They melted.

Last night I took the kids to their first theatrical performance, The Wizard of Oz. At intermission I asked Bubba to tell me what the show was about.

Bubba: There was this farmer guy. And told the other farmer guys that it was going to rain. And then it did rain. So they all went into this thing..what was that thing called about?

Me:  The storm cellar

Bubba: They went into that storm thing but there was this lady and she said she forgot something in the house. And it was her dog. So she run into the house. And then she go to sleep. And then these other people come and look at her house. And these ladies come and look in her window and see that the lady is just sleeping and is not a witch.

Me: And then what happened?

Bubba: I don’t know.

Snowbaby invited Geo to her Father’s Day event at school today. And he went and they had a really good time. It was sweet. When he was leaving, he cried. She cried. And then I cried. But not until she couldn’t see me.

That is all.

So remember Sean the EH guy?

We’ve been emailing, it has been going great. We had a 2 plus hour phone conversation last night. He emails me first thing this morning. We email several times this morning.

Then right before lunch I get an email where he says that he hasn’t been honest with me and he wants to come clean. That he is horribly embarassed but he actually isn’t employed right now. He got laid off at the end of the year and hasn’t been able to find a job, but he is going to school starting in August.

And I’m like, “Well, it sucks that you lied but I can understand why you didn’t want to say you were unemployed, and with the economy the way it is and all, I can see how that could happen.”

Etc.

And I asked if he still wanted to meet somewhere to get something to eat.

And he says that he is busy tonight, and tomorrow, and the next night, and Sunday, but could possibly do something on Saturday.

And I’m like, “Dude, are you trying to blow me off? Because if you are, that is cool, but instead of saying you were a big liar pants AND saying that you can’t see me, then just say it. We don’t have to do anything this weekend.”

And he says, “You don’t want to?”

And I say again that I’m not sure because of the aforementioned lying and blowing off.

And he says, “I’m sorry you feel that way. I understand. I won’t bother you again.”

And I am like, “Oh, so you were blowing me off?”

And he says, “No, not at all, But I don’t want to pursue this if you are going to be this defensive and accusatory. I was honest with you and you are holding it against me.”

And then I say, “But actually I am not using the fact that you were honest against you. I’m concerned about the fact that you weren’t honest. There is a difference.”

And he says, “Ok, I don’t want to do this. Good luck to you.”

And I say, “Wow that is mean.”

And he says, “I’m sorry. It is my fault cause I lied. I just don’t think it will work.”

And I say, “Well, I think I was being appropriately concerned after some guy I meet on the internet tells me he lies. I was still willing to give you a chance if you wanted.”

And he says, “I’m sorry. I do not.”

Hahaha! So I got blown off by the unemployed liar pants. Which you know, I guess is a blessing in disguise.

I think trying to come up with a name for Brian/Jesse was sort of pointless considering I think the whole thing was a bust.  Especially with a text like, “Yea. I’m sorry, I just don’t feel much between us. Maybe because I don’t know you enough. I don’t know.”

Probably should have alerted me to that fact before he made out with me, but that would be too classy, right?

First off, Sister..his real name isn’t Brian. Because..eww. LOL.

So for the update. Max did not call me/text me whatever all day yesterday. Apparently my friend had told him that I had sort of hit it off with Brian. Brian came over last night to watch a movie with me. He was really sweet and smelled sooooo good.

But today I asked him to go out to eat and he said that he had just gotten home from the gym but thanks for the invite. Which, maybe he had, but if a guy wants to see you……I don’t know. So I don’t know if he is interested actually or not. He seemed really interested last night, but…I SERIOUSLY HATE DATING. By the way.

I also talked to a nice Eharmony guy last night named Sean. He’s 31, lives a few hours away. Cubs fan. He’s cute. Not hot from his pictures, but good looking. We chatted for a little bit and it was nice.

So that is the update on my sad little life. Now I must go watch the Bachelorette.

Oh, and Nala had a baby girl this morning. I was standing outside the door when she was born and got to hear her first cry and hold her this afternoon. Congrats Nala!!