Still no news on the grades. Of course, I should be in my cap and gown about to walk across the stage, but no way I was making Bug sit through 600 names being read. We’ll just have our own celebration, that is, if they ever decide to let me know if I graduated.

It is funny how the right house can make you feel so much better. We moved the beds and washer and dryer over to the BDH last night and slept over there. Even though most of my stuff is still at the HOC (house of crap), it felt so nice to wake up there. Can I tell you what a huge difference having a laundry room makes?? My God. I feel like Martha Stewart. I don’t know why.

I can’t believe it is almost Christmas. I haven’t done anything like I usually do. I am usually Miss Christmas Over Achiever but this year I’ve been slacking bad. I need to get Geo things, I need to find a few more thing for Bug. Ugh. But first I need to pick up all this stuff and move it to the other house. One step at a time.

Did I mention that unless I want to pay $100 a month, I have to get dialup. DIAL.UP. How long do you think I last before I start shelling out the $100 a month?

More from Bug:

Radio: Round yon Virgin…

Bug: Virgin!

Bug: Why does Silent Night say VIRGIN??

Me: Because Mary was a virgin, remember?

Bug: Oh yeah. She’s a virgin because she never had the sex.

Me: Right, but she became pregnant anyway.

Bug: Yeah, God got her pregnant.

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Tonight is Bug’s first performance in the children’s choir. It is a “Hanging of the Greens” service. I’m not quite sure what that is, except I’m guessing someone is going to hang some greens, and by greens, I think they mean wreaths and not some spinach or collard greens. Although, I like spinach, and frankly, I think it might make it more interesting.

I asked Geo if people are allowed to bring video cameras into church when kids sing, and he said he didn’t know, but I should bring it anyway. He also said that when I got kicked out of the church to make sure I handed him the camera.