The bad word dads
So RAIN DELAY? Are you kidding me? I was so depressed. And then the Cubs lost. BOO! But that’s ok. It is a long season.
Did I mention I’m playing fantasy baseball? I’ve played fantasy baseball for several years but I’ve never been good at it and my team has always sucked. This year though, I’m playing a different kind of league. There are ten teams (me + my dad + eight other teams) and we all drafted our players. Which means we took turns picking who we wanted to be on our team.
Our league is a NL only league (National League..there are two leagues, National and American) which is better for me since the Cubs are an NL team and I’m more familiar with NL players.
I’m pleased with my team and all, but there is one team I do not like.
The (slang word for penis) daddies.
EWW. I don’t like them. I should have named my team the Vagina Mommas or the Ladytown Ladies, except, WTF? Why would you want that to be your name? I guess it is no more ridiculous that the Rockies (what type of mascot is a mountain??) or the Athletics or the CARDINALS…but seriously. Could they have not picked a better name?
(On a completely unrelated note, I tried to tell Geo that notes with the “C” word in them are not romantic, but then Kiera Knightley went and had sex with that guy in the library and now I’m not sure he believes me. Because hey..if Kiera found it romantic..)
Anyway, the darn (slang word for penis) daddies are in FIRST PLACE right now. Granted, it has only been one day. And we’ll be playing baseball well into the fall. I mean, I will be THIRTY when this league finishes. (the horrors).
But my goal in life is now simple: Beat the (slang word for penis) daddies.
Eww. That sounds gross.
How about “Defeat the (slang word for penis) daddies?”
I’ll keep you posted.
April 1st, 2008 at 9:52 am
I used to play fantasy baseball. I miss it!! Good luck beating them:-)
April 1st, 2008 at 10:32 am
Hey now… I don’t go around bustin on your Cubbies.
And the rest of the poor Cardinal’s fans and I haven’t even technically seen our team play its first game. This is traumatic.
Although it does leave us ahead of ya’ll in the standings
April 1st, 2008 at 11:12 am
Hmmm……the Cubbies lost and you’re surprised? What’s wrong with this picture? LOL!
April 1st, 2008 at 8:25 pm
geesh, maybe you can give them a slang name. The Weewee Boys. The Peepee Papas. The Dick and Jane Guys. hehe. Sorry bout the lose, but yeah, I guess you’re used to them. You want them to stay the underdog so you can root for the underdog, non? !!
April 2nd, 2008 at 5:35 am
This is the first year in about 6 years that I haven’t had a fantasy baseball team. I just ran out of time and didn’t get signed up. I am sort of thankful though. I doubt I would have picked well at draft time.
I’m so glad it is baseball season. Feels like life is back to normal. Now, if I can just get used to some of the new players and the youngins that are starting.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Can you knick name them the “small penis” daddies? or the “need a magnifying glass to see it” daddies?