“HOT WINGS”
…A new mystery from Baggage Line pictures…
IN A SMALL TOWN IN AMERICA, ONE WOMAN STRUGGLES TO MAINTAIN HER SANITY WHILE SOLVING THE NATION’S BIGGEST MYSTERY.
She was given the hot wings by her biological mother in a zip lock bag. In a rage of anger, she insisted that she eat them RIGHT NOW.
“But Butterfly, PawPaw threw them away,” quipped Bug oh so sweetly.
WILL THE RAGING EVER STOP?
“Mommy,” says Butterfly. “I found my hotwings underneath the bathroom sink.”
“Throw hot wings away?” says PawPaw. “Why the hell would I throw hot wings away?”
DID BUG HIDE THE HOT WINGS UNDER THE BATHROOM SINK? DID BUTTERFLY? OR IS IT THE INNOCENT LOOKING BABY WHO REALLY IS A HIGHLY ADVANCED SPACE ROBOT?
WILL BUTTERFLY EVER STOP WRITING ON FURNITURE WITH PERMANENT MARKER?
WILL BUG EVER STOP TELLING LIES THAT MAKE NO SENSE?
WILL MY KITCHEN STOP SMELLING LIKE ROTTEN HOT WINGS?
“Mama, Bug and Butterfly BAD,” says Bubba of Boating Monthly.
If you see no other movies this year, SEE THIS ONE.
(Rated PG-13 for violence, rampant use of the “B word” and vivid scenes of rotting chicken.)
April 21st, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Not only do you have rotting chicken, you still have your sense of humour. If nothing else hang onto that (and throw out the wings).
Keep laughing, it is better for you than crying.
Thinking of you.
April 21st, 2007 at 2:03 pm
So THAT’S what the smell is in my kitchen….hmmm
April 21st, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Oh, dude, I’d SO pay to see that. ^_^
April 21st, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Will it be coming to DVD soon? I’m sure BlockBuster wouldn’t be able to keep it on the shelves.
April 21st, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Come check out my blog whenever as well as anybody else interested @ humincat.blogspot.com and you can see my pretty babies.
April 21st, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Yeah Bubba! I love it when they start making sentences. The cutest things come out of their mouths. My favorite was when my older daughter was 2 yrs old and would reply to my good morning with “And a Good Morning to you, my mommy” So sweet.
April 21st, 2007 at 4:57 pm
ohmygod, that was freaking hilarious. but then i feel guilty for laughing because your kitchen smells like rotting hot wings and the kids are being naughty. but then i read it again, laugh, feel guilty, and so on.
April 21st, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Not a very good review from Bubba. I think I’ll pass on this flick. Never did like the scent of rotting hot wings.
April 22nd, 2007 at 10:37 am
too funny. Does it come with smellaround?
April 22nd, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Oh I am so glad you have kept your sense of humour about it - probably wouldn’t pay to see it at the theatre, I don’t like horror films!!!
I only have the chance to catch up about once a week so was reading through the weeks worth - nearly had a hat attack when I saw you had a new boyfriend - ha ha ha ha ha.
Have a wonderful day today.