Mybloglog and Birth certificates
Two quickies..
First, I am trying to add that widget thing for mybloglog, even though I’m not 100% sure I understand the concept. But all the cool kids are doing it, so why not? Except that mybloglog has somehow flagged my site as an “adult” site. Which strikes me as quite funny, and also I’m sad that they found out what goes on in my password protected posts. Ha! Just kidding! (Hey, if you asked for a password and I didn’t give you one, leave me a comment so I can send it to you! Don’t miss out on all the p*rn.)
Also, I got Bug’s new birth certificate in the mail. It is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. It says “Bug Her Middle Name Kenny’s Last Name” and then it says Mother: Baggage My Middle Name My Maiden Name. Age: 17.
HA! Because they want you to believe that instead of sitting through AP English, I got on a plane, flew to the city of Bug’s birth, gave birth to her and managed to make it back in time for my Latin club meeting. (Shut up. It was cool.)
I mean, yes, if I gave birth to Bug, I would have been 17. But I DID NOT GIVE BIRTH TO BUG. And I think it is ridiculous to have this piece of paper which says that I did.
But at least now I can get my tax refund. Which will help me build up my adult site empire. (YES!)
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January 17th, 2007 at 12:06 am
The amended birth certificate seems archaic and completely unneccessary to me. But I’m glad you can get a tax refund now. And hey, I wanna see the porn, dude. Please send me the password.
January 17th, 2007 at 12:48 am
I think you should of told me you had “Bug” when you were 17! Dang girl!
Anyway, I am glad they finally sent you the birth certificate and I also think you should have an adult site with all the sperm talk and now porn!
Whats a mom to do!
January 17th, 2007 at 12:59 am
I’ve always hated the “new” birth certificates. Sooo… just because a child was adopted, we’re going to change their actual origin. I hate it.
January 17th, 2007 at 1:26 am
I’d love the password…
January 17th, 2007 at 2:39 am
Carl loves to tell people that I was 20 when he was born — and that I had met “Dad” only days before. All true. Except there’s that part where we were in different states at the time.
January 17th, 2007 at 2:41 am
That’s hilarious. The whole new birth certificate thing is so weird. They do that in Russian adoption, too. You’re even asked when you want your child’s birthday to be and how old you want them to be. Huh? I want his birthday to be the day he was born and I want him to be his real age!
January 17th, 2007 at 3:01 am
You are so funny. Just love your blog! Okay, I’ve been patienty, yes patiently, to get the password to the protected site. email: etsybay65@yahoo.com
January 17th, 2007 at 3:52 am
Talk about revisionist. It is like some dictator taking over a country and rewriting its foundation dates. Studying history seems a bit pointless if the govt can just overwrite reality. But congrats on getting it anyways!
January 17th, 2007 at 6:07 am
Your site is not longer marked as adult. Sorry about the confusion.
January 17th, 2007 at 6:12 am
okay, now i really wanna know what i’m missing back there in password land. please?
(i’ve just been too crazed lately to make it through to actually asking for the password.)
January 17th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Hi Baggage, I’d like the password please!
January 17th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I’d like the password too!
January 17th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
It looks like someone at mybloglog fixed the ‘adult site’ issue. It looks like readers have the option to mark it as such, and I’m guessing someone did that to you.
I don’t get it either, but I figure my brain is nearly gone, they might as well have what’s left.
January 17th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
I’d love the password!
January 18th, 2007 at 1:15 am
Please send the password.
Thanks
January 19th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
I’d love to have the password, although I don’t have a site of my own.